Life With Books: Abbreviated

by Jas Faulkner 

This is probably a bad thing to admit, but I participate in a forum that follows a reality show about the Duggar Family and yet I rarely if ever watch the actual show.  When I do, I see that about eighty percent of the commentary is pretty accurate, but there are moments when I watch and what I see doesn’t seem as bad as it has been made out to be .

On a recent episode, one of the Duggars, a son who is now grown and married and has his own household, showed the documentary crew his eldest child’s library.  It was a shelf that contained seven or eight books.  I have seen criticism about the paltry space and selection in this little girl’s collection.  There were two things I kept in mind as I watched this:  1. The child in question is two or three years old. 2. Neither of these young parents grew up in homes where there was an emphasis on education beyond learning the basics required to take care of a family.  Sad to say, that might be the case with the next generation of Duggars, but I hope it isn’t.  

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Satan Claus Is Coming To Town

by Jas Faulkner

“He’s out.”

“He’s early this year.  Is there a reason for this?”  I could hear Sam joggle the phone as she rang up a customer and told them to have a good day.  A second later she was back.

“We got the guidelines from the not-the-city council  You know how Tab is about that.”

Bear with me and you, too, will know how Tab is about that.  But first, a little bit of history.  Ten years ago, a radio station decided to buy a three-storey building on the town square that was at one point  a storefront with apartments on the two upper floors.   They then proceeded to wreck the building, turning it into “haunted house” that was sufficiently detailed in its grue that they required a media professional to deal with the inquiries and it developed a fan following.  

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What Are Memoirs?

I’ve struggled with separating autobiographies from memoirs. I’ve read slews of  autobiographies of famous classic movie stars, ghostwritten, of course.  Joe Shmoe, Big Movie Star, by Joe Shmoe, and Little Nobody. These bios supposedly encompass the star’s entire life, with anecdotes from all stages of career, DUI’s, lovers, divorces, etc. Dates are given to back up some of the stories told. Still, how many people can recall verbatim conversations they’ve had 40 years ago? Some of the books I’ve perused are written as if events are so fresh in the person’s mind, that you picture them chit chatting in real time–which of course is silly. So, how does that differ from a memoir? I know I’ve pondered this question before, and probably will again, until the differences are crystal clear.

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Positive Shelf Image

by Jas Faulkner

Some fans refer to it as a grown up version of the big, thick Wish Books that arrived in the mail sometime around Thanksgiving (in the US.)  Other followers use a racier term for the category of websites and social media gathering places where people share ideas and pictures about their passion: shelf porn.  The names really don’t matter.  The rows by any other names are still breathtaking in their creativity and their ability to speak to the deepest wishes of book lovers.

They give us images of  the grown-up versions of dream houses that align more closely with our desires than the prototypes we were offered as children.  Barbie’s dream house, the Brady’s split level ranch, and the Huxtable’s brownstone had beautiful furnishings and rooms any kid should envy.  The one thing that made them seem lifeless was the absence of any kind of library.  Dream homes should have dream shelves.

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The Paginated Babysitter

by Jas Faulkner

Theresa* is a middle school librarian in Tennessee.**  When budget cutbacks hit her county, she didn’t mind taking on the additional hat of media specialist.  Doing so meant that she wouldn’t have to do circuit administration, meaning that she would be responsible for only one school.   She understood that all of that was part of working in public education.  And like many educators, she found that in the past five years, her job has turned into a constant battle and it has nothing to do with scrabbling for her share of the shrinking budget.   Her biggest opponent is not student apathy or parental antipathy, but the ubiquity of handheld gadgets.

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So You Want To Be A Writer…

by Jas Faulkner

Tabitha and Samantha, my UBS  owning friends down in Mississippi, found out I knew an author who would be passing through on her way to a signing in Jackson before zig-zagging up to Memphis and then to Atlanta and then back west to Birmingham and…you get the idea.   Fortunately, so did Tab and Sam, who helps her sister run a bed and breakfast.  They offered my author friend a night of peace, quiet, and fresh vegetables from the kitchen garden, which she gratefully accepted.

Before anyone nods sagely and mutters, “Yep.  Celebrities get the breaks.” you need to know two things:

First:  Samantha sold a novel that was optioned for a movie that sat in development limbo for nearly a decade before it was finally made into a straight-to-cable feature.  She knows what it’s like to be expected to act like a celebrity when the truth is that few people in the room actually know who you are or what your situation is.

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Sally A. Fellows: A Good Reader of Books

I can’t claim I knew Sally Fellows well. I wish I had been closer to her, that I had been able to attend a mystery convention, Mayhem in the Midlands that Sally helped organize and host. From reports, it was one of the best run and most fun of the various conferences. I met her in the late 1990s at  Malice Domestic, a yearly convention held on the east coast. A history teacher, and a reader, she was well known within the community as a strong reviewer, tough, but fair. When I met her she was using a cane, she was often in pain from back problems, but this didn’t seem to lessen her zest and delight in the panels, authors, and events that comprise a crime fiction gathering. At various times she moderated panels of discussion. A no nonsense individual, you knew when you dealt with Sally, she could be acerbic, even bitting, but never mean spirited. I remember babbling incessantly at one Malice, something that got on her nerves (who could blame her) and she chastised me. For a short second, I felt as perhaps her students did when they weren’t living up to her standards. And her standards were high–for people and literature. They made you want to do better, be a better listener, reader, reviewer. She encouraged new authors, read their works, urged them on. She and Doris Ann Norris (2012 Bouchercon Fan of the Year) were given the dedication in Laura Lippman’s great novel, Every Secret Thing. (On my list of Best 100 Mysteries). Her contribution to the mystery field is vast. Besides her erudite reviews, and Mayhem in the Midlands, her encouragement to new and established authors was well appreciated. Many, many  authors have been expressing sadness and shock at her passing. Far more than I  realized, were touched and impacted by Sally’s gifts.

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Where and When Do You Read?

Whether you hold a solid book in your hands or flick your finger across a screen, finding a time and place for reading, often isn’t easy. Although in theory I have more time to peruse material, with no  9 to 5 job, so could slip in reading time whenever I felt like, reality is quite different. In actuality, when I worked in Jersey City and commuted on the subway from Queens, I had more reading time than before or since. 45 minutes both ways meant I went through a couple of  books a week during a reading streak. Naturally, commuting wasn’t thrilling and I’d have preferred not to do it, especially after the very spot I traveled through was blown up during the first attack on the World Trade Center, one hour after I passed by. But if it has to be done, reading is the only way to keep from imagining various torturous ways to kill your fellow annoying passengers.

Now, even if I desperately want to sit and finish a read, I don’t do it. Mostly out of guilt. The guilt from the feeling I should be occupied with other things–cleaning, or cleaning, doing wash, or cleaning. I usually read only before I fall asleep, or if I wake up unable to sleep, or when I wake up in the morning. Notice it all depends on my sleeping pattern? This would change if I had what narrators on the House and Garden network call a ‘soaker tub’. Then I’d be wrinkled and prune-like after hours and hours floating in a pomegranate bath oil laden tub, finishing up a Ruth Rendell or the latest from Elaine Viets. In my teens I’d hang out in the tub reading until my mother was about to send a search party looking for me. But the tub has seen better days, mostly in the 1970s, and the yellow fiberglass isn’t appealing any more. There’s also a porch in the back which has nice lounge chairs. But whoever designed the bunker didn’t take into account heat or cold, so the only seasons one can bear to be out there is the slice between winter and summer loosely called Spring, and the other sliver of time between sweltering heat of summer, and the frozen tundra of winter, called Autumn.  If I find myself available within those time frames, I attempt to relax, reclined, and ready for a good tale. Inevitably there will be interruptions of varying types, from phone calls, dogs peeing, or my mother asking why I’m not cleaning.

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